Ian Kelly I Just Can't Dance
I never had the greatest feet
I always walked amongst the ordinary fleet
I'm transparent on the street
I don't play on the radio
I don't have songs that everybody knows
And I can't count on my toes
Hey now I regret
There is something I don't get
I wish you could let it go
No one really needs to know
Hey now I regret
I might not be ready yet
I wish I could let it go
No one really needs to know, no, no
That I just can't dance
Every time we get a chance
I know that you care
When I stay in my chair
I just can't dance
Every time I hear the gong
You're there waiting for me
It's been so long
Baby I'm sorry
But this song is not my song
I'd have to drink me something tall
And we would start with something small
Maybe dancing in my head
Well I am not afraid to fall
But every night I'm waiting for last call
Then I'm crawling in our bed
Baby I'm sorry
But this song is not my song
Now that they're playing "Off the wall"
Still I'm not up, while you get down
One day I'll moonwalk at the ball
And we'll sway right through the sound
I just can't dance
Maybe if I was on acid
Maybe on a ballad
I'm not an invalid
