Never Trust A Blonde Lyrics

(Darrell bath)

(Transcribed by colin ford)

(Updated by Johnny Godwin)

Take a thousand pin-up girls to stepney to bombay

Take me to fancy restaurants to be amongst the whole milay

And all the blue-eyed gals of 6 foot 3

Are gonna leave you broken down on your knees

Cause in the golden locks and their fluttering lashes

You say, "I told you", all day long

Never (never) trust a blonde

Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde

Just when you thought it was safe to get it on

Watch out for their teeth boys you never trust a blonde

I been dreaming of clinches

With scene stealing wenches

And stars of hollywood and Vine

Too many goofs and ham-fisted moves and blaming it on the wine

Now your best bet's, a hung lovin' brunette

Make it quick boys cause I ain't got long

And turn your back on the girl in black

You never trust a blonde

Never (never) trust a blonde

Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde

Forget all that stuff about ad-men, like my own father

My daddy said, "rocky, don't even trust your mom"!

They all queue in line, they wanna see me hung, drawn and quartered

Sure as anight on the moon shine, a recipe for leaving me slaughtered

So beware of the smell and the lies they all tell

One line from a fair blues song

I'm telling you mate, when the hour gets late

You cannot trust a blonde

Never (never) trust a blonde

Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde

You think you can hide behind peroxide, then you got it wrong, so wrong

Watch out for their teeth boys, never trust a blonde

Here comes another, never trust a blonde

She could be a mother, never trust a blonde

Even in China, they never trust a blonde

She minght be a blinder, never trust a blonde

Never, ever rush 'em, never trust a blonde

It's best if I crush 'em, never trust a blonde

One more for good luck, never trust a blonde

Squeeze in another, never trust a blonde