Ian Hogbin Salamander Mastermind
Life poses so many damn questions You can't answer half of them It gets so irritating sometimes Don't think I don't know Your Peter Pan Complex really pisses me off You try to hang your shit on me of all people When you wear unmatching clothes I honestly think you're an idiot Theoretically speaking to all of you I'm a horrible public speaker Although those who know me well Know I'm not afraid to voice my opinions Organized religion isn't my style I'm not an avid church goer Does that mean I'll burn in hell Some say I'm looking for a modern day miracle