Huntwork Hewitt Evelyn
I wouldn't be surprised if she stole the devil's job With her pretty face and her pretty name Because the worst he could do Would always be number two To her ability to cause me pain What on earth was I thinking Is what I think when I look back And it's been a while So I can manage a smile But I can't seem to change the fact That I don't want to save the planet If it's the planet where Evelyn lives I put her face on a wanted poster So I'd have something to remember her by But I know it's no use She'll always be on the loose Cause she knows all the best places to hide She's got herself a brand new boyfriend And he's a nice enough sort of guy When they reach their end Then he and I can be friends This is of course if he survives And we'll sing We don't want to save the planet If it's the planet where Evelyn lives (No we don't want to save the planet If it's the planet where Evelyn lives) Then one night as I stared at my ceiling I could hear voices calling my name Outside my window I noticed the glow Of an angry mob carrying flames Well I could see that it was Evelyn's fan club Each one with a tear in his eye As we approached her domain I taught them all this refrain And then reveled in the sound of their cries As we sang We don't want to save the planet If it's the planet where Evelyn lives No we don't want to save the planet If it's the planet where Evelyn lives No we don't want to save the planet If it's the planet where Evelyn lives