Hot Toddies Wet Dream
He scraped his knee and no one jerked him off or rubbed
his back for free
And someone might never love me
She was stung by a bee but she still had to make them
toast with honey
And how can I sleep when someone doesn't love me
We are lost at sea and no one jerked us off and
somebody thinks it's funny
That we will never agree
Salt water makes crappy chai tea
But I think I read in a magazine
How science proved that the universe
Is someone's erotic dream
Based on these findings we've concluded
That oranges are better than tangerines.
He was in love with she but she lusted for another he,
poor me
And there's a cute little kitty named misery
We died at sea and on top of that I couldn't find my
car keys
One kitty, two kitty, now there's three
Four and a five that's too many fleas.
But I think I read in a magazine
How science proved that the universe
Is someone's erotic dream
Based on these findings we've concluded
It's dangerous, but fun to jump on trampolines
He scraped his knee and no one jerked him off or rubbed
his back for free
And someone might never love me
She was stung by a bee but she still had to make them
toast with honey
And how can I sleep when someone doesn't love me
We are lost at sea and no one jerked us off and
somebody thinks it's funny
That we will never agree
Salt water makes crappy chai tea
But I think I read in a magazine
How science proved that the universe
Is someone's erotic dream
Based on these findings we've concluded
That oranges are better than tangerines.
And if I said I knew the way to heaven
They'd have to hold me down and squirt me twice with
their pepper spray
They'd make me stand before the prosecution
Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to
rot away.
(repeat)
