Horrible Histories Blue Bloody Blues
I bet you think the Stuarts were an English dynasty Well we only came to
England when the crown belonged to me Our clans may have come from Scotland
but our tales are not a bonnie one your see
We got the blue bloody blues in a blue Stuart shoes each king queen and air
had are personal nightmare Have you read the news we got the blue blooded
blues
Let’s start with me king Robert 3 some say I was a fool once fell off my
horse and hurt my self quite badly how un cool ended up with a limp a limp
is what they cool marroo (and I tell you for why)
We got the blue bloody blues in a sun set had 2 wanted in prison starved in
jail the other captured epic fail the worst king in my review I got the
blue bloody blues
The next 5 kings all called James but none where lucky Jim James 1 hid down
a sewer was caught by assassins James 2 was less unpopular but killed by
his own cannon so pretty dim (and it don’ts end there you not wrong)
We got the blue bloody blues so easy to lose 3 and 4 killed in battle 5
lost at war and cattle explain why we can’t fuse about the Stuarts clan
blues (sing it Mary go on girl)
I’m Mary queen of Scots I had misfortune I had lots to queen Liz was a
frizz she threw me into prison yer still accused me of proton can you see
where I’m heading Liz is a Tudor so take a guess (beheaded yer) After queen
was dead me was king of England too Came James the first in England but the
Stuart luck stayed though Guy Fawkes try to blow me up but turned me into
Stuart stew
(One more time yer) we got the blue bloody blues not the role life you
choose we my son Charles a decapity we briefly killed off royalty Stuart
morns as it’s true cursed with the blue bloody blues (that’s what I’m
talking about)
