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Leaping from the top of the wardrobe Just like batman
from the 22nd floor A bathtowel for a cape I fear
nothing, For you I’d do all of this and more, I take the
bumps, I take the knocks, I’m your very own porno-
stuntman.
I take the bumps, I take the knocks, I take the edge off
while your love-life sucks Might be a stand-in lover But
I do what I can, I’m your very own porno-stuntman.
I’ll take a roll in the hay at midnight, Riskin’me a
punch in the jaw, Lord knows I’d probably get more than
that If anybody heard or saw, None of your friends have
ever seen me, I am behind the scenes without a face, But
when your main man’s acting up again, Just you name the
time an place I’m an academy award winning no-one Hidden
in your closet I’m a toy But I’m your key-grip, dolly,
I’m no extra I’m up there in the credits as best boy.
I take the bumps, I take the knocks, I take the edge off
while your love-life sucks