Holier Than Thou S.w.m. (single White Male)
swm iso female for kinky sex that approximates love
it’s up to her what this will entail,
I’m not too picky when comes to shove
must be monogamous, must not mind metal
cannot be a bore, must like hardcore
must not mind skaters, must not mind punk rock
and what is more, must know the score
race not important, domestic, imported
your mind and your body are all I require
but please don’t expect a ring or proposal
I really don’t care when your VISA expires
must not have AIDS, must be a knockout
must like the outdoors, cannot come on tour
must like arcades, must not like No Doubt
or Garth Brooks, or TLC, that is for sure
SINGLE WHIT
