Hog Molly Alcohog
I feel like getting scrappy
Don't want to wait in line
Gonna make my way to the front
I need a drink right now
Don't want to make it last now
Don't swirl it around in a glass
Just give me Gin, Vodka or Scotch
Straight up in a bucket on the rocks
Don't give me none of your
Kung-Fu cocktail grip
I know your style
And i can kick your ass Master
Kick your ass Master
I feel like getting scrappy
Don't want to wait in line
Gonna make my way to the front
I need a drink right now
Don't give me none of your
Kung-Fu cocktail grip
I know your style
And i can kick your ass Master
Kick your ass, Master, all right!