Hillbilly Hellcats Train To Nowhere
All aboard, I heard the call
The next stretch, the longest haul
You know I must have been insane
To take a ride upon that train
It's pickin' up and goin' faster
To a crossing with disaster
And there's trouble up ahead
At a hairpin turn I dread
Don't know how I ever let them
Talk me into this
Crashin' through those redlights
Something is amiss
Took a little ride that I thought would entertain
But now I am a first class passenger of pain
But that's O.K. I won't quit
Though I know it's bound to hurt a bit
We're late again but what should I care
I'm on a train, a train to nowhere
I'd hop on off of this here train if I had the chance
There's gotta be an easier way to travel
But all this locomotion has got me in a trance
My poor brain is starting to unravel
So feed the fire, stoke the coal
Lord have mercy on my soul
Ain't no conductor, this train's a mess
On a fast non-stop express
But hop on board if you must
I'm sure that soon you will adjust
We're late again, but what should I care
I'm on a train, a train to nowhere
I'd hop on off of this here train if I had the chance
There's gotta be an easier way to travel
But all this locomotion has got me in a trance
My poor brain is starting to unravel
So feed the fire, stoke the coal
Lord have mercy on my soul
Ain't no conductor, this train's a mess
On a fast non-stop express
But hop on board if you must
I'm sure that soon you will adjust
We're late again, but what should I care
I'm on a train, a train to nowhere
I'm on a train, a train to nowhere
I'm on a train, a train to nowhere
