Holy f..ck I'm A Dad! Lyrics

Holy f..ck, I'm A Dad!
I guess I can't say f..ck anymore
Holy f..ck, I'm A Dad!
You should've seen the blood on the stork
Holy f..ck, I'm A Dad!
Can I get a baby high five, government f..ck you?
Holy f..ck, I'm the dad of a Devin: Part 2
Hello? Is this a phone?
is the motherfucking grandpa home?
Hey dad, get on the phone, it's not a joke

I don't know how or if I'll ever find the words to
explain
The way I feel now
I just want to spend every single day
Watching Scooby Doo
Sniffing ass for poo
I got a singing toilet just for you
But I secretly want to use it
Where do you go to get a "#2 dad" t-shirt?
And how do you know if his balls or his teeth hurt?
And where do you go when your heart is going to
explode?

Holy f..ck, I'm A Dad!
Holy f..ck, You're A Dad!..

Where do you go?
And how do you know?

Holy f..ck, I'm A Dad!
Holy f..ck, You're A Dad!..