Henry Bowers Damages
[Verse 1]
Spooky shit like Alessa Gillespie when
All messed up on mescaline molestin' pedestrians
High horse – nothing less than equestrian
Not dressed for success still I'm impressin' the best of them
Go to hell just like Dante Aligheri
If you're haunted by the scary thought of taunting commentary
Searchin' for that rich broad I'm gonna marry
If my problem's monetary she will solve it voluntarily
Overlooked – sort of like I'm Jack Torrance
I'll find a back door and bring a shiny axe for ‘em
Sleepin' on their shit and I'm in fact snorin'
That pile of crap's borin' – let me write the tracks for ‘em
A ghostwriter – call me Edgar Allan Poe
My pencil lead will shatter bones and leave ‘em severed and alone
I never show no mercy when I battle foes
I present the maddest flows and content that matters most
[Hook]
I'll damage you ‘cause I've got the attitude of Patty Hewes
[Verse 2]
It's only Hyde – you'll never see Doctor Jekyll
Paid that retard a nickel to set me free from his shackles
Kick my feet up and just feed on some pretzels
Pick my teeth with a sickle – I'm just bein' respectful
A night creature – call me Bella Lugosi
I know my cellar is cozy but go to hell if you're nosy
When I remove your cerebellum you'll notice
That I am hella ferocious – wake up and smell the neurosis
And scream your lungs out just like Jamie Lee Curtis
Let all your neighbors be certain that I will make you see curtains
I'll make your parents all ashamed of your birth ‘cause
Your family name will be hurtin' – completely tainted and worthless
You're inbred like the family Lannister
I have actually had it – you should start handing out bandages
I've got that wicked black magic that savages
I go abracadabra and get collateral damages
[Hook]
I'll damage you ‘cause I've got the attitude of Patty Hewes
[Verse 3]
A nightstalker from the mind of Clive Barker
This dynamite ought to make your shining light darker
A mean goon like from a dream of Dean Koontz
Now you seem to be doomed if you don't flee the scene soon
Keep walking tall like I'm drawn by Tony Moore
I will surely show you gore like you've hardly known before
A wretched creature like a sketch from H.R. Giger
And I bet you hate to see me all upset so fetch your leader
You're scared as hell as if you're readin' Mary Shelley
I believe your hairy belly's inside is very smelly
A rude vandal – face bruised like Bruce Campbell
Leave a dude like you trampled – servin' you as food samples
I need reaction – early deeds of Peter Jackson
Feed me cheap and creepy action in a Meet The Feebles-fashion
Spendin' hours with my droogs like M. McDowell
And my crew will then devour all you fools – I'm Henry Bowers
[Hook]
I'll damage you ‘cause I've got the attitude of Patty Hewes
