Heather Alexander Hap'n Frog Of Cambreadth
Hap'n' Frog sittin on the road, Lookin' just like any other toad-
Bright lights flash from way off far, Little does he know it's a moving car-
He jumps aside, it's not too late, He won't be part of the interstate-
Touches ground and sounds his cry,
"HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"
Rambo Frog travels by the moon, Meets with Mr Red Raccoon-
Soon they're joined by Tortoise & Hare,
To make sure the animals all play fair-
A fight's broke out near the water hole, The natives have all lost control-
Froggy's boys come from on high,
"HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"
The fight goes on, a cry is heard, Rambo Frog's caught by a bird-
But don't you fret and don't you frown,
Red Raccoon's gonna bring him down!
The dust is up and we hear a wail, Froggy's pluckin' Birdie's tail!
Boot that bird butt to the sky,
"HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"
Dawn is broke, it's time to roam, All of the animals wander home-
They've paid the price and had a ball, Can't wait for the next big brawl-
Rambo Frog whistles up a tune, Joined by Mr Red Raccoon-
Tortise and Hare wave them good-bye,
"HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"
Hap'n' Frog sittin' on the road, Lookin' just like any other toad-
Bright lights flash from way off far, But now he knows it's a moving car!
He jumps aside, it's not too late, One point less for the interstate!
Touches ground and sounds his cry,
"HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"
