Headland Dogging Sisters
My friends got dogging sisters
Two girls with lots of blisters
They capture colour pictures
To send to confused vicars
They meet on concrete byways
Carbon monoxide hide-aways
Arranged by mobile updates
The latest text technology
To all you dogging sisters looking for release
Knock yourselves out and stand up proud
And dog for your beliefs
So to these dogging sisters
Reviled yet ambidextrous
They know their fiat uno
They know their s-reg lexus
So sandy in his wisdom
On one knee went to kiss them
He promised not to hit them
And they all drove to heaven
To all you dogging sisters looking for release
Knock yourselves out and stand up proud
And dog for your beliefs
