Headcrash 50 Channels
[Intro]
Turn it on
Turn it up
Change the channel
Sit back
Get comfortable
Mind a smoke
Let yourself go
Go to sleep
[Verse 1]
Give me convenience or give me death
Cos' I can smell your politics in your breath
Commercial zombie - consumer attitude
Attention whores - they're looking just like you
[Pre-Chorus]
50 Channels of
50 Channels of
[Chorus]
It is survival of the deaf, the dumb and blind
It is an eye for an eye - on the prime time
It is my dream to be the winnеr of jeopardy
It is my dream to be thе asshole on your TV screen
[Verse 2]
Remote control. Satellite tragedy
50 channels of shit on my TV
Animated death - cable confidence
Stay tuned - this is not a test
[Pre-Chorus]
50 Channels of
50 Channels of
[Chorus]
It is survival of the deaf, the dumb and blind
It is an eye for an eye - on the prime time
It is my dream to be the winner of jeopardy
It is my dream to be the asshole on your TV screen
[Verse 3]
Infomercial - telling me I'm overweight
Got me hooked on pills - at least I look great
Slim fast - nice ass - after one glass
Satisfaction guaranteed - or your money back
[Pre-Chorus]
50 Channels of
50 Channels of
[Chorus]
It is survival of the deaf, the dumb and blind
It is an eye for an eye - on the prime time
It is my dream to be the winner of jeopardy
It is my dream to be the asshole on your TV screen
[Outro]
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From the amazing low price of twenty-nine pounds ninety-five
Don't waste, call your local number on the screen
If lines are busy, call later
