Lonely Security Guard Lyrics

Hayden Lonely Security Guard

Oh so lonely security guard, he looks so mean from afar but when you get up close you'll see he could not hurt a flea He stands there in the heat looking straight down at at his feet and with his hands and an old receipt he makes a swan so real it breathes.

Oh so lonely security guard, can make you cry with a business card can make a cricket from a parking ticket can make a bird from some thrown out words But he cannot control this herd 'cause he does not look up when he should He relies on the people's good a big mistake in this neighborhood.

Oh so lonely security guard, didn't notice me at all so I grabbed the first thing I saw and walked right out the front door But he had just made a paper sword and threw me right down on the floor And everyone standing near that store witnessed a one-sided war.

Origami Security guard, he looks so mean from afar but when you get up close you'll see that he's no cup of tea.