Harem Scarem Surrender
Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like
you.
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what
you'll catch."
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some
Indonesian junk that's going round.
Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a
little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay,
ay, ay.
Father says, "Your mother's right, she's really up on
things."
"Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the
Philippines."
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the
war.
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these
years.
Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a
little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay,
ay, ay.
Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the
year?
Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records
out.
Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a
little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay,
ay, ay.
Away.
Away.
Repeat Chorus 7x
