Hank Green Book Eight
I know I'm not the the only one
Who wants to know more about Harry's sons.
I really do think there's an
Unwritten story
And I think it's time to put
Fingers to keys.
Oh, a lot of people I know want to know more
About Grindelwald and Dumbledore.
I really do think that they both batted lefty
And I think there's probably a good story there
For Book Eight.
I want a Book Eight!
I want a Book Eight.
And I want JK Rowling to say
That the epilogue was crap,
'Cause we all know it was crap!
And I want JK Rowling to say
That Voldemort had a son
And the story's just begun.
And I want JK Rowling to say
That she's writin' Book Eight.
Oh, a lot of people I know wanna hear the tale
Of the mysterious veil.
I really do think it's a dimensional portal
And I think Sirius is in Middle Earth.
And I know I wanna hear the one
About Hagrid's dad and Hagrid's mum.
I really do think that that's nearly impossible
And I think there's probably a good story there
For Book Eight.
I want a Book Eight!
I want a Book Eight.
And I want JK Rowling to say
That the epilogue was crap,
'Cause we all know it was crap!
And I want JK Rowling to say
That Voldemort had a son
And the story's just begun.
And I want JK Rowling to say
That she's writin' Book Eight.
She could call it
[Harry Potter and the Starfighters of Adumar]!
Or [Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storgé]!
Or [Harry Potter and the Solitaire Mystery]!
Or [Harry Potter and the Nerdfighters]!
Oh Harry Potter,
You know that I want a Book Eight!
I want a Book Eight!
Oh, Harry Potter.
I really do think there's an unwritten story
And I think it's time to put
Fingers to keys
For Book Eight.
