Hands Off Gretel She Thinks She's Punk Rock N Roll
[Verse 1]
T-t-t-testing
This stupid microphone
I like it nice and loud to take the comfort from your home
Oh, does it scare you, yeah?
A controversial tone
But wasn't that the fucking point of punk rock 'n roll?
[Chorus]
She's such a stupid girl
With all her stupid songs
She thinks she's punk rock 'n roll
[Verse 2]
T-t-t-testing
This stupid world I know
I cannot quite believe something quite as terrible
It's all so boring, yeah
On safe rock radio
I got more punk rock in my frilly dresses
[Chorus]
She's such a stupid girl
What does she even know?
About the punk rock 'n roll
[Bridge]
They can try, but I don't care
They can try, but I don't care
They can try, but I don't care, no
They can try, but I don't care
They can try, but I don't care
They can try, but I don't care
That they hate me (oh, oh)
It's in the back of their mind (oh, oh)
And they hate me (oh, oh)
And they think I'm unkind, why?
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah
Have you made a girl scream like that?
Can you make a girl scream like that?
[Chorus]
No, she's such a stupid girl
With all her stupid songs
She thinks she's punk rock 'n, rock 'n, rock 'n roll
She's such a stupid girl
What does she even know?
About the punk rock 'n roll
[Outro]
(Oh, oh)
And I'm not the best (oh, oh)
And I must confess (oh, oh)
That I'm not punk at all, no