Handguns Early Retirement
The alarm is going off again
And I can't find the strength within
To get myself to get up out of bed
And I can't find my keys
And I'm sick of feeling like this
Every single morning
Five more minutes in bed
With the covers over my head
Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit
Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift
I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it
I'm calling this early retirement yeah
It's not that I'm afraid of work
I think that I'm above it
It's just like johnny paycheck said
"Take this job and shove it"
I'd rather be anywhere but here
Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit
Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift
I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it
I'm calling this early retirement yeah
I'd rather be anywhere else
I'd rather be anywhere but here
Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit
Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift
I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it
I'm calling this early retirement yeah
