Hamell On Trial Mommy's Not Talking Today
Where did my pills go? gone
The bathroom door’s locked tight get the axe
The neighborhood it came awake
With screaming in the night call 911
Come here little fella c'mere
I’ll cook and you can play not the kerosene
You and I are on our own
Mommy ain’t talking today mum's the word
When you pulled the lamp down ka-boom
She smiled and swept the mess whistle while you work
When you got into the paint
She yelled I must confess only like a banshee
Then you flushed her jewelry goodbye
She watched it wash away that was the straw
Daddy minds the baby
Mommy’s M-I-A that broke the Hamell’s back
Then you shaved the kitty me-frickin-ow
Attached its fur with glue superglue
All across your face and chest
You little rascal you you need a shave
Running naked through the streets penis
The cops were called today swat team
Mommy had a melt down
Momma ain’t talkin’ today leave her alone
Then you took some pictures polaroids
Of Mommy in the bath money shot
How precocious
You scanned that photograph full frontal nude
Sent it over the internet old friends
Show from coast to coast new friends
And a great big part of Europe
Mommy’s comatose out like a light
Playin’ with the computer send
you transferred all our funds broke as hell
We keep getting shipments
Of cereals and guns nice shooters
And your bride from Thailand nice hooters
You’re three what can I say nice work
I hope she does some laundry ‘cause
Mommy wants to move away. the farther the better
Mommy ain't talking today!!!
