Hagfish Fruit
If I were gay, I’d see the world a different way
If I were gay, you’d look at me another way
Politically, I think of it in every way
The church would like to see me burn and call me names
Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere
It’s in the way you shake your derriere
Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way
So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t
care
Remove the sheet and suck the heat, the song’s the same
And if you feel a little queer, don’t refrain
And lesbians, they are my friends, they are my friends
If I were lesbian, I’d want my girlfriend’s friends
Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere
It’s in the way you shake your derriere
Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way
So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t
care
If I were gay [x3] I’d see the world another way
If I were gay [x3] you’d look at me another way
Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere
It’s in the way you shake your derriere
Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way
So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t
Fruit, fruity everywhere
It’s in the way you shake your derriere
Oh, fruit, fruit, fruity all the way
Take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t
care
