Gus & Frank We Suck
Let me tell ya bit about the band that you are listening to
There’s five in Gus & Frank now
But there used to be two [Gus & Frank]
Gus writes the words and he dabbles with the basic melodies
But I can’t sing for shit and that’s where Frankie comes in
Singing basically we’re f..cked
And we work so hard at it
Certainly we suck
And we’re so perfect at it
That maybe someday we’ll rock
Certainly we suck ohh
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug
Now Frank looks a little like the porno star from Boogie Nights
And he hides like a woos behind Gus whenever there’s a bar fight
Chris brought an amp had a lesson now he thinks he’s Jimi Hendrix
And he sings better than me so I turn him down in the mix
So basically we’re f..cked [sorry Edna]
And we work so hard at it
Certainly we suck
And we’re so perfect at it
That maybe someday we’ll rock
Certainly we suck ohh
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug
We got a manager his name is Dick
He said our songs could be really big
And he can sell ice to the Eskimos
And that’s how he got us this gig
Yeah
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug
Now Matt on the bass he had a very unusual childhood
And we only really asked him to play because his hair looks good
The drummer is a nerd with an office job but his hat looks sweet
So we offered him a spot in the band and the Hat keeps missin' the beat
So basically we’re f..cked
And we work so hard at it
Certainly we suck
And we’re so perfect at it
That maybe someday we’ll rock
Certainly we suck ohh
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug
So basically we’re f..cked
And we work so hard at it
Certainly we suck
And we’re so perfect at it
That maybe someday we’ll rock
Maybe someday we’ll rock
Maybe someday we’ll rock
Yeah
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug
