Gruppo Sportivo Bernadette
At school you were my best friend
till you had a date with my boyfriend
Now I hate you, Bernadette.
You said you slept with Eddie
But he was with me how could he
Have spent the night with you?
He swears he doesn't know you.
Tell me, Bernadette
I wonder. Bernadette
Please tell me, Bernadette, if it's true.
He kept with socks and shirt on
The loose fish Eddie went on
till I was black and blue.
If your man's always like that
He's a crackerjack
My Eddie, Bernadette
Believe me, Bernadette - yes it's true.
He's everything I've got
I'm his girl, you're not - he's my boy
He likes the guts I got
You're frigid and I'm not
He's my boy - my kinky toy
At school you were my best friend
till you had a date with my boyfriend
Now I hate you, Bernadette
cause Eddie says he wants you.
He's a crackerjack
My Eddie, Bernadette
Believe me, Bernadette - yes. it's true
He's a crackerjack
My Eddie, Bernadette
I'm jealous, Bernadette- believe me, yeah
He's a crackerjack
My Eddie, Bernadette believe me Bernadette
I'm jealous!