Cold As Hell Lyrics

The world is now quite different

It's getting rather hot

But that don't mean that there can't be

An occasional temperature drop

This time for us is tied to

Such a festive way of living

When we are all fat fatties

And not a single f..ck is given

Oh you know that Christmas is comin around

When it's cold as hell

And you know that Santa's comin to town

When it's bout to get cold as hell

We're freezin our asses off around the nation

At least there's one big consolation

We're about to get smothered in gifts

But that don't change that it's cold as shit

You know that Frosty's comin to life

When it's cold as hell

You know you can find who's naughty or nice

When it starts to get cold as hell

We're freezin our asses off around the world

All the cold-ass boys and hypothermic girls

Get ready for a hundred renditions of jingle bells

When it's cold as hell

So long ago when I was an itty bitty baby

The slightest hint of chill

Made me moan and groan so awful crazy

But now as I toil away

On a frigid day scraping the car off

No I don't mind a bit, won't quit

There's a light at the end of the tunnel

As I'm freezin my balls off

As I'm freezin my balls off

You know they're selling out of Nintendo Wii

When it's cold as hell

And there's a genocide of all the pine trees

When it starts to get cold as hell

We're freezin our asses off around the nation

At least there's one big consolation

We're about to get smothered in gifts

But that don't change that it's cold as shit

You know you're gonna see friends and family

When it's cold as hell

And you're gonna fill up on pie and candy

When it starts to get cold as hell

We're freezin our asses off around the world

All the cold-ass boys and hypothermic girls

Get ready for a hundred renditions of jingle bells

When it's cold as hell

Put on your gloves

Put on your hat

Go get your coat

Snatch it off the coatrack

If you forget

You'll be in deep shit

Cause it's cold as hell