Grascals Long List Of Heartaches
You're at the top of my long list of heartaches
Right up there with the worst of the worst I've ever known
A real master of disaster
You're my number-one mistake
And you're holding down your spot at the top
Of my long list of heartaches
When we first met
I knew you were a cut above the rest
With your determination
You've proved to be the best
They'll be singing your praises
A hundred years from now
Congratulations, here's to you
Stand up and take a bow
You're at the top of my long list of heartaches
Right up there with the worst of the worst I've ever known
A real master of disaster
You're my number-one mistake
And you're holding down your spot at the top
Of my long list of heartaches
My world's been torn to pieces
More than a time or two
But nothing could prepare me
For the things you put me through
When I my compare my loves gone wrong
I think it's safe to say
No competition, well, next to you
You've blown them all away
You're at the top of my long list of heartaches
Right up there with the worst of the worst I've ever known
A real master of disaster
You're my number-one mistake
And you're holding down your spot at the top
Of my long list of heartaches
A real master of disaster
You're my number-one mistake
And you're holding down your spot at the top
Of my long list of heartaches
