Gothic Archies In The Reptile Room (from 'the Reptile Room')
In the reptile room
Where the baby screams
Weirder creatures loom
Than in all of your dreams
In the reptile room
Hither and thither
Creatures from cartoons
Slither any-whither
In the reptile room
Anacondas dance
Will they be our doom?
Will we be their bon-bons?
And you wanna know
Wanna know, wanna know
Why I frown?
Well, I'm smiling
I'm just smiling upside-down
In the reptile room
Theres an evil man
In a strange costume
Do not ride in his van
In the reptile room
Are pythons at play
In the murky gloom?
What a horrible day!
