Gong Bodilingus
[Intro]
- "Hello!"
- "Hello! Is that my virtual you? This is your body speaking!
Ahh yeah…hah…my body!
My body is talking to me!
Uh oh! My flesh is stressing! Distressing!
Its creeping! Its crawling! My bones are knocking
They,re clicking.They,re clackety clacketing!
My tongue is furrr…licky sticky wicketing! My tongue is flickering. My teeth
Are gig gig gig gnashing! Gnashing!
They're racheting! Yick Yak Yak YUK! I have bad breath!
My bowels are wise. My wise old bowels!
Downloading. Downloading
My eyes say:
WEBSITE! WEBSITE! WEBSITE!
[Chorus]
Speak with your body
Feel with your mind
Dance with your heart and soul
My feet are very under-standing!!
My knees are very knowing!
They argue…They debate!
My kneecaps…My old school kneecaps!
Are scoffing! They're quaffing! They're scuffling!
(theo sax)
My feet are carrying on regardless!
They're carrying on regardless!
My ears are radiating. They're tintintabulating!
My skin is very rash. What's it insinuating?
Too much skin-up-ulating?
[Chorus]
My poor old bum! My bum!
Its dumbing down! Its numb! Its numb!
My scrotum is bitching, its tetchy, its twitching
My prostate is postulating…
I think it's taking the piss!
My spermatoza goes eeek! Is that monsanto?
Is that the monsanto clause? The testicle my friends
Is very mystical. Or simply testy, testy
Very very testy!
[Chorus]
Now I remember my body..
Our body..my body..your body..
Every body!
What a surprise!
You,re very very wise!
I call it body language…
I call it body language…
I call it body language…
So thank you very very much!
