God Gettin Funky The Winter She Was Angry
Oh, the winter she was angry When the rollers came to town And they threw your mom down a ditch and she died And they went to find the body But it was devoured by wolves Which is really kinda weird since she drowned Oh, yeah Oh, the spring she was angry With those flowers all around And annoying little bunnies in the grass And I never took a liking To all those multicolored plants So I crush them with my shoes and I eat 'em Oh yeah Oh, the summer she was angry Cuz the beach was overcrowded So she sent the cops down there to kick 'em out 'Cept for this one pot-smoking moron Who just wouldn't move his ass So they shot him on the spot and he bled a lot Oh, yeah Oh, the autumn she was angry Cuz the pumpkins all got smashed And the people all got drunk on Thanksgiving And they should be watching football But they're all passed out instead 'Cept for grandpa who's hurling in the can Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
