Ghoti Hook Banana Man
He might look just a little bit kooky But he thinks that's okay He needs a job to pay off his mortgage and his chevrolet If tricks you want then he ain't your person All he does is stand Except the times when he is running from the policeman Banana Man 1 2 3 I'm Banana Man Dance with me It might surprise you he went to college And got his degree It's hard to find a job with a major in plant psychology His identity he tries to keep secret But not because he's great Cause the girls will just keep on laughing and he'll never get a date