Geoff Berner My Dad's A Lawyer
Do you think you're a funny guy
Funny how
And funny why
I don't know what makes you tick me off like you do
But it's true I can sue
Because
My dad's a lawyer
Doo doo doo doo doo
I thought you'd wanna know
My dad's a lawyer
Doo ooh ooh ooh ooh
You don't like the way I sing?
Well go ahead, take a swing
Attackin' with grand assault and battery
But don't come cryin' to me
Because
My dad's a lawyer
Doo doo doo doo doo
It's a privilege to announce
My dad's a lawyer
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Look out, he's gonna pounce
You're gonna wish you never messed with me
You're gonna get your wedgies ... ... ...
You're going where the food and lodge is free
You've been there before
It's back, back to the joint
Well, go ahead and call the cops
I'll make billions too, as tops
We're all equal before the law
You take his fee
But for me it's all free
Because
My dad's a lawyer
Doo doo doo doo doo
If Jesus Christ had been like me
My dad's a lawyer
They'd never have nailed him to that tree
'Cause my dad's a lawyer
Gonna destroy ya
With power of attourney
The power to burn!
He's gonna get the job done
