Fulguration Lyrics

General Surgery Fulguration

Abnormal tissue abounds
An irritant to rid
A fitting treatment found
Electric currents assist

Wrap the deceased in foil
Attach a couple of clips
Plug the whole package in
Flip the switch and let her rip

Spit on the laboratory griddle
Watch the sparks increase
Fulguration in excess
The stench of burning grease

Fuses blowing one by one
Highly irritating
A surgeon needs to be prepared
with an extra generator