Gavin Friday Kitchen Sink Drama
Good morning, America, you're my favourite TV show Slow down now, I've a headache, Sometimes it's hard to think, The phone rings how are you? Oh! I'm not up to much You don't say, oh really! It'll end... end in tears Here I go again, All I have is what I might have been Where's my long lost friends? Somewhere over the rainbow When the dark clouds come, The angel Valium will call To take me far away, To a place where I don't have to feel I'm happy as I hoover, it's one o'clock, time for lunch Marshmallows with coffee, Can't forget my Slimfast drink, The garden's depressing, I think I need a hair-do A gin and a tonic, ah! That should do the trick Here I go again, All I have is what I might have been Where's my long lost friends? Somewhere over the rainbow When the dark clouds come, The angel Valium will call To take me far away, To a place where I don't have to feel It's Monday afternoon, the kids are off at school Sunset Boulevard, the Channel Four matinee Sit down, relax with a nice cup of tea... ..oh! The sweet smell of butane... and humdrum. ..Gloria Swanson... from here to eternity...