Garden Variety No Shirt
---------- I crossed the desert in a fiery storm My mind was flooded and my shirt was torn I lost my shoes in the sand and the rain The force of nature is a double eyed star And the sign said as I fell over from the heat... No shirt, no shoes, no service. I was born naked and free Then all those restrictions were placed on me I could not protect myself from vanity If this is progress, why don't we regress And the sign said as I lost my head... No shirt, no shoes, no service. Maybe you should be on time Maybe you should read the sign Maybe you're afraid of trying Get in line and stop your crying I jumped out of the plane because I thought I could fly I ripped my cord it felt good to die Oh what a thrill now I'm hungry and cold I better get dressed I got to look my best And the sign said as I dropped my pants... No shirt, no shoes, no service. Maybe you should be on time Maybe you should read the sign Maybe you're afraid of trying Get in line and stop your crying
