Futon Token Hetero
BITCHIN' LIPS, HANDS ON HIPS,
HE'S THE MEANEST WITH THE QUIPS.
FAVORITE PASTIME'S BAKING QUICHE
SLAGGING OFF THE NOUVEAU RICHE
HE BROKE THE CLOSET DOOR BY THE HINGES
HEAR HIM COMPLAIN, A SYMPHONY OF WHINGES
PICKS HIS PERFUME COS HE LIKES THE MODELS
GOES FOR THE BRANDS WITH PHALLIC BOTTLE
TOKEN HETRO - LOVES IKEA -
TOKEN HETRO - THE KING OF QUEERS
TOKEN HETRO - SHOPS WITH HIS WIFE
TOKEN HETRO - LOVES THE GAY LIFE
SPENDS TOO LONG LOOKING IN STORES
FROWNS AT FRIENDS THAT GO WITH WHORES
KNOWS ALL THE STARS FROM THE GAY-VIDS
DON'T CALL ME DAVE - IT'S DAVID !
TOKEN HETRO - HE'S A GAS
TOKEN HETRO - SHAKIN' HIS ASS
TOKEN HETRO - WATCHES FASHIONS SHOWS
TOKEN HETRO - IRONS HIS MOTHERS CLOTHES
OH NO !
NOBODY CAN OUTDO THE
TOKEN HETRO
TOKEN HETRO - LOVES IKEA -
TOKEN HETRO - THE KING OF QUEERS
TOKEN HETRO - SHOPS WITH HIS WIFE
TOKEN HETRO - LOVES THE GAY LIFE
TOKEN HETRO - HE'S A GAS
TOKEN HETRO - SHAKIN' HIS ASS
TOKEN HETRO - MAMMA MADE ME A HOMO
TOKEN HETRO - BUT MY DADDY SAID NO ! NO ! NO !
