Funkdoobiest The Funkiest
It was the voice of a couragous explorer a man dedicated to the
persuit of
man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons
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The funkiest the funkiest
(8x)
Check it all I need's a second to wreck it
My thoughts are collected for the funk expect it
I'm iller than a porno I got skills like Zoro
Who's Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow tomorrow
Like Ophan Annie yo it's the uncanny
Doobie with bonified funk for your fanny
Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim
BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em
I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana
So f..ck a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer
I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em
Yo, step to the Son and I'll f..ck you guys up
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Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk
I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk
Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams
But I freak the style like if I was Handiman
"Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble"
'Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble
Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman
The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon
??? word, the f..ckers smell like terds
'Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird
Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies
Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry
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Breakdown
Yo son, kick that shit
Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater
You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta
I'll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader
From here to Madina, like Sarafina
I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther
To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya
The crazy I'll Hitler, who performs like a fiddler
I'm I'll like the Riddler, f..ck a Bette Midler
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