Froggy Fresh Christmas
Krispy Kreme
And Money Maker Mike
The Christmas song
First thing on my list go figure
It’s a brand new John Cena action figure
Second thing on my list, guess what
It’s a really cute girl with a really cute butt
Mike said Krispy Kreme hold up
Mom said you’re not allowed to touch a girl’s butt
until your grown up
That’s right, I forgot about that rule
Not allowed to touch butts until you graduate from
school
But that’s alright, cuz third on my list is a brand new
John Cena watch for my wrist
Now we’re moving on to item number 4
It’s a brand new John Cena poster for my door
Check check it out yall, item number 5
Is a brand new John Cena car that I can drive
Well, I can’t really drive it cuz it’s too small
But I could if I was maybe like this tall
Christmas, Christmas, come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy? That’s none of your business
I just want some good toys, can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yelling Christmas, Christmas
Christmas, Christmas, come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy? That’s none of your business
I just want some good toys, can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yelling Christmas, Christmas
Item number 6 on my list is on lock
Gotta get that super-hot John Cena lunchbox
So tough, the thing is made of steel
No more using brown paper bags for my meal
Item number 7 is like about in heaven
I could probly eat like 10 or 11
Checked up in my stocking and guess what I found me
A brand new box of Betty Crocker fudge brownies
Item number 8, player don’t hate
It’s probably the best toy in the whole state
An item so hot it could make the snow melt
It’s a brand new John Cena wrestling belt
Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma
How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas?
And one more thing I want even though I already have it
Is the best CD of all time: Illmatic
Christmas, Christmas, come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy? That’s none of your business
I just want some good toys, can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yelling Christmas, Christmas
Christmas, Christmas, come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy? That’s none of your business
I just want some good toys, can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yelling Christmas, Christmas
