Free Parking! Stuntman
[Verse 1]
You don't really want to be a stuntman, baby
You just want to be dope-ass bigfoot
You don't really want to be a stuntman, baby
You just want to be dope-ass bigfoot
[Spoken: Jesse]
Here we go!
[Chorus]
You don't really want to be a stuntman, baby
You don't really want to be a stuntman, kid
They'll use you up and throw you out the dope-ass window
Stuntmen weren't made for love, or giving a shit
[Verse 2]
So hold me close tonight
Keep me warm inside
I will be your crutch
If you lay by my side
Let me wash your hair at night
Let me hold your hand when you're sad
Kiss your face when you're mad
Let me be your
[Chorus]
You don't really want to be a stuntman, baby
You don't really want to be a stuntman, kid
They'll use you up and throw you out the dope-ass window
Stuntmen weren't made for love, or giving a shit
You don't really want to be a stuntman, kiddo
You don't really want to be a stuntman, girl
Nod your head and let me be your dope-ass boyfriend
Come to bed and let me take away your world
[Outro]
You will orgasm
Dope-ass bigfoot
