Fred Eaglesmith Big Ass Garage Sale
Well that's an old toaster
It just needs a cord
That's a full set of coasters
If there was only one more
But that's a brand new barbecue
It's my brother Pete's
When he bought it he forgot that
He doesn't eat meat
And it's a big ass garage sale
At a quarter to ten
No early birds 'cause, we're sleeping in
Our mama's in prison
We're trying to raise her bail
We're sellin' her things
And it's a big ass garage sale
There's a car out back
It just needs a motor
And a couple of doors
And a full set of rotors
But it used to run good
It had a whole lot of heart
And the beautiful thing is
We got another one for parts
And it's a big ass garage sale
At a quarter to ten
No early birds 'cause, we're sleeping in
Our mama's in prison
We're trying to raise her bail
We're sellin' her things
And it's a big ass garage sale
It's a big ass garage sale
It's a big ass garage sale