I Was A Teenage Ghoul Scout Lyrics

Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 I Was A Teenage Ghoul Scout

a day in the life in the monster cult
just like a jacko-lantern i'm gonna carve you up
spit out the seeds open up your skull and bleed
in the valley of the living dead
your gonna scream scream scream
and we'll chop off your head
don't you know that death is the only life for me

i was a teenage ghoul scout
i was a teenage ghoul scout
i was a teenage ghoul scout
of troop thirteen

just like a horror movie on the tv screen
i'm a certified homicidal evil being
well the ghoul scouts sell body parts not cookies

i was a teenage ghoul scout
i was a teenage ghoul scout
i was a teenage ghoul scout
of troop thirteen

i was a teenage ghoul scout
i was a teenage ghoul scout
i was a teenage ghoul scout
of troop thirteen

i was a teenage ghoul scout
i was a teenage ghoul scout
i was a teenage ghoul scout
of troop thirteen