Fluff Adelaide
In a bar last Saturday
I got a beer in my hand and a cheeseburger on its way
There’s some sport on the T.V. screen
It was the best damn game of football I’d ever seen
Then she came into my life
I knew right then she would be my wife
Cause I fell in love
She wore a shirt, it was oh so tight
She had little tight orange shorts that shone so bright
When she smiled, when she smiled at me
My old heart, it missed a dozen beats
Cause I fell in love with a Hooters girl and it’s driving me wild
I loose my cool every single time she’s in my mind
She’s taken control of everything in my world
I fell in love with a Hooters girl
I’ve been back most every day
And I sit and I watch her work and I try to say
Say what’s on my mind, to say how I feel
But when she comes across I just order another meal
When she smiles, smiles at other guys
It makes me so mad I just wanna cry, cry out loud
I’m in love with a Hooters girl and it’s driving me wild
I loose my cool every single time she’s in my mind
She’s taken control of everything in my world
I fell in love with a Hooters girl
I don’t know what I’m gonna do
I’ve gotta show her my love is true
I have to show her that I’m better than all the rest
But how can she take me seriously when I’m staring at her chest
I’m in love with a Hooters girl and it’s driving me wild
I loose my cool every single time she’s in my mind
She’s taken control of everything in my world
I fell in love with a Hooters girl