Flotsam & Jetsam Mr. Ridiculous
Red lights flashing in my living room
Friends and family playing with the zoom
I have seen this all before
Monkeys rolling through the swinging door
Buying, selling candy to the whores
I don't really like this anymore
Mr. Ridiculous
Indigestion stings the throat
She gave a glowjob to a goat
Aids is no reason to gloat
Why carry oil on a boat?
Mr. Ridiculous
(lead)
Eat the rich and use a little sauce
Look to the north you'll find the moss
The tiger really thinks he's boss
Don't make the loud people angry
Mr. Ridiculous
