New Boyfriend Lyrics

Flashlight Brown New Boyfriend

I grew my hair and i felt better.
I went and bought a cardigan sweater. 
I tried some smack it made me sick. 
Now my stomach is a-ci-dic.

I thought, "for sure she's an addict". 
She found me vaguely attractive.
Down at the beach where i met her. 
She picked my nose, I felt better. 

I'd eat dog shit to make me hurl. 
I'd even dress up like a girl. 
Your band will make us all the loot. 
We'll name our first born after fruit.