Butterball Lyrics

Flashlight Brown Butterball

Can i take you to the movies?    
I'll buy you popcorn and candy               
They will make you fat and ugly, 
So no other boy will look your way
And you'll be mine all mine every single day  
                  
My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere, 
Without her man  
Take her to the beach and she's ignored  
And if she weren't so god damned pretty, 
She'd be mine 

Can i f..ck you on the red eye?
Travelling hours with your best guy  
Your aroma'd make a horse cry 
So no other boy will look your way 
And you'll be mine all mine every single day 

If i wasn't quite so boring in bed 
If i made more money at my job  
If I played in a cooler band than him 

And if she weren't so god damned pretty, She'd be mine