Five Iron Frenzy Plan B
I fell asleep with my clothes on
Dropped my keys on the front lawn
Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming
From my mouth to the carpet it is streaming
Giving up
It never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
I'll eat some moldy bread
Then I'm going back to bed
I know how this day will crescendo
I'll fall asleep while I play Nintendo
It never felt so good
Giving up
Giving up
What is the likelihood
Welcome to plan B
Life could be so free?
Up to now in my life I have failed all I've tried, it's too hard
I think I've found my calling now laying down in the yard
'Cause you know your son excels at sleep
Dont you cry Momma, dont you even weep
Giving up
Giving up
It never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
What is the likelihood
Life could be so free
