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Battle Dancing Unicorns Lyrics


Five Iron Frenzy Battle Dancing Unicorns


Shut your face
High school jerks
We’re about to show you how this works
Are we cool?
Laser beams
We’re about to awesome all your dreams
And you’ll say, “What are you, some kind of computer?”
And we’ll say, “A cyborg pimp from the future.”
And I’m going def for sheezy
I’m feeling a bit uneasy.

Let’s get this straight:
Oh yeah, we are the champions
We’ll be battle dancing
Unicorns
Oh yes
Battle dancing unicorns
It’s not too late
You could gamble on the
Heavy hitters
While we’re battle dancing unicorns
With glitter

Twelve-o-clock?
Party rock
We’re hip- hoppin’ and we can’t quite stop
Aggro hair
Grizzly Bear
Bet you’ve never met a thousand-aire
Then you’ll say, “Whatever, I think you’re moronic.”
And we’ll say, “Not really, we’re only bionic.”
And you’re still in high school
But have to acknowledge
That we are professors at Robot Spy College.
To be what I just can’t
Impale myself upon the horns
I’m fighting just to be relevant
I’ll battle dance some unicorns
I’m battle dancing unicorns / with glitter.



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