Fighting Gravity Parallel Parking
Some people like to run for fun
They'll be in shape but have no knees
Others lay out in the sun
For leather skin and md fees
Some people like to watch tv
Sitting at home in the dark
All the same it's not for me
Cause I like to parallel park
Parallel parking
Stop the traffic
Parallel parking
Make them swerve
Parallel parking
Become and addict
Parallel parking
Stay off the curb
Some people like to snow ski
And talk about their injuries
There's better things for yuppies
Like cosmetic lobotomies
Some people like the feline species
Others dogs that bark
All the same I don't like fleas
Cause I like to parallel park
Parallel parking
Create a space
Parallel parking
During rush hour
Parallel parking
Halt the rat race
P-parking power
I guess I was a natural
It came so easily
I dazzled all the instructors
Down at the dmv
Now I am a courier
And get paid for my favorite sport
Pulling in and out of tight spots
And staying out of traffic court
Some people like to rock yeah
Others like to bowl
I get my kick parking downtown
And running 35 cent tolls
But that's another song you see
And for now I've made my mark
All the same I must now leave
And be true to my art
Parallel parking
It's not a fad
Parallel parking
Learn from your dad
Parallel parking
Don't use your blinker and get the middle finger
