Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan Klown Bitch
[Intro: Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan]
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da, ta-da)
[Verse 1: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]
Get ready for a new look
New rhythm and a new hook
Not here to cuddle, more like leave you in a puddle
Little double trouble got ya boy shook (Ha-ha, here's the sitch)
[Verse 2: Faye Mata, Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan]
Feed sin with ya taxes
Greedy greed wins where the cash is
Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses
Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night?
Well, money can't buy happiness
But it can rent you paradise
[Pre-Chorus: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]
Give in to temptation
Take your time, I'll be patient
Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch
[Chorus: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]
I'm a klown, bitch
Fix up your frown, bitch
Gimme the crown, bitch
You hear that sound?
You're goin' down
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch
[Verse 3: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]
Get ready for a new world
New money, I'm your new girl
Touch ya from your head to your red nose
Tickle on your pickle 'til your thing blows
Gonna love the way I your make your toes curl (Ha-ha, here's the switch)
[Verse 4: Faye Mata, Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan]
Buy me with your plastic
VIP got me enthusiastic
Body on the menu, can you handle such a bad chick?
Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night?
Well, money can't buy happiness
But, guaranteed, I'm worth the price
[Pre-Chorus: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]
Give in to temptation
Take your time, I'll be patient
Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch
[Chorus: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]
I'm a klown, bitch
Fix up your frown, bitch
Gimme the crown, bitch
You hear that sound?
You're goin' down
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch
[Bridge: Allison Kaplan, Faye Mata]
Special occasion splurge on the urge to go make a mistake
Give you a birthday reward if you can afford all this cake
Dollar-by-dollar you got me romance, and lovin' is fake
Max out your expense account
You're payin' for a—
[Chorus: Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan, Faye Mata]
Klown, bitch (I'm a klown, bitch, I'm a klown bitch, yeah)
Fix up your frown, bitch (Fix up ya frown, bitch, fix ya frown, bitch)
Gimme the crown, bitch (Gimme the crown, bitch, gimme that)
You hear that sound (Uh)
You're goin' down (Yeah)
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch
[Outro: Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan, Faye Mata]
Ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (*laughter* Oh!)
Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Gimme the crown, bitch)
Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Ooh! *laughter*)
Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch!
