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Last Night My Wife Hoovered My Head (Remastered) Lyrics


Fat & Frantic Last Night My Wife Hoovered My Head (Remastered)


J Edgar Hoover was a sinister man
He had a sinister face
and a sinister plan
But though he was sinister it must be said
J Edgar Hoover never hoovered my head

Last night my wife hoovered my head
Last night my wife hoovered my head
While a-going round the house
a-hoovering about
My wife got the hoover and my hair fell out
Last night my wife hoovered my head

Well Samson was a man who was very very strong
but when he got married he knew it wouldn't be long
he said to himself I'm a-gonna be dead
the day delilah hoovers my head

Last night my Wife hoovered my head (she did)
Last night my wife hoovered my head
whilst a-going round the house
hoovering about
my wife got the hoover and my hair fell out
Last night my wife hoovered my head

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