Faster Faster Backstabbing Never Seemed So Friendly
We need to talk my dearest friend,
About this new girl you’re dating.
There’s something about her that I just don’t like.
But you don’t know her like I do
And her intent seems to be true.
Because everything she does makes me feel this is right.
You’ve only known her for a while.
Don’t be to charmed by her smile.
I heard she’s been around a time or two.
Is there something you’re not telling me?
Do you and her have history?
Because it sounds like you’re speaking from experience.
Promise you wont get upset?
Well, I can’t promise that.
It happened long before you met her.
Just come right out and say it.
It’s not that easy. Oh no, it’s not that easy.
Just say it.
She had my heart until she decided to break it.
She’ll do the same to you if I’m not mistaken.
I’ll take my chances cause romance is something I’m new at.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I wouldn’t say that.
How could you keep this from me?
It’s not really how it seems.
My best friend was with my girlfriend and I’m the last to know.
Ok, before this gets to heated.
I think we should both be seated,
And I’ll let you know how it all went down.
It was the summer of junior year.
You were out of town and I was here.
We got introduced and started dating and I regret it.
I cant sit here and take this.
All I’m hearing is bull shit.
I think it’s best for the both of us if we end this right now.
You’re right it’s really not my place,
To say who you should date.
I don’t need to hear anymore,
I’m heading out the door.
Well best of luck, I hope she doesn’t do the same to you.
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Two weeks later couldn’t date her called her on the phone.
Heard his voice in the background asking if I thought she was alone.
It seems like something has been going on,
For a while and I’m the last to know.
Don’t worry I wont rub it in your face,
Cause now’s not the time and here’s not the place.
I’m not the kind of guy to say I told you so.
But, you told me so.
Yeah, I know.
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